How To Survive Halfway Camp

As an exchange student you are forced to participate in "Camps." The super "fun" games and activities that we do at these camps range from trying to eat crackers as fast as you can to sitting in a quiet room and talking about your feelings. In fact pretty much the majority of the weekend you are forced to talk about your feelings. So it's no wonder why you may need a survival guide to get you through these weekends.

1. Excuses: Your going to want to have a lot of these. They can range from fake doctors notes, to simply saying something might make you throw up. For example, "Sorry I can't play duck duck goose today I have a note from my doctor forbidding me from running in small circles" or "Yea I would tell you about my feelings but I might throw up."

2. Drawing Skills: It's super important that you practice your drawing skills before the weekend because you never know when your going to be asked to draw a picture of your host family and it'd be a real shame if your stick figures were poorly drawn.

3. Whitty Remarks: There is never not a good time to use whitty remarks, but they will certainly come in handy at any camp. For example they asked us to write down things we are afraid:

4. Booze: This should almost be obvious. In order to survive all the excitement of camp it is most certain you will need some help from you good friends Tequila, Vodka or Rum. Or Hungarian Schnapps..

And of course some good friends...

5. Food: Even though they feed you 3 or 4 times a day at camp it is still extremely important that you know where you can get food at all times. 

AND THE LAST THING IS TO ALWAYS TAKE A SHIT LOAD OF PICTURES!!!

Me and my nigga Zey!!

Hangze and Adrian

Me, Koon, Ice, and Val

Me and Luis

How adorable.. Hangze and David

OHH asians!

Burning the list of things we're afraid of. (On top of a trashcan we threw our alcohol away in.)

I was attempting to learn Chinese

LOL Zey and me

Tchüss Fuckers