Chocolate Errythang

So it's been a minute so let me ketchup.. That was a food pun LAUGH! I had SUSHI AND DR. PEPPER the other day, we had our first snow, no new friends no no no. 

Anyways me and a few select AFS girls and my host parents and my host sister and her boy friend thingy went to a chocolate market this past weekend. It was in Tübingen. Much chocolate, many people, lots eat. Almost every stand was willing to "share" a piece of their products with us, which tickled my fancy because I could try everything and save my money hehehehehe. They had chocolate beer, chocolate sausage, hemp chocolate, spicy chocolate, lime chocolate, you name it them bitches'll pull out of their asses. 

ALSO IN MY NEXT POST I HAVE BIG NEWS TO SHARE WITH ALL OF YOU! So stay tuned or not its whatever. I only sort of care......

AFS (another fat student) lawlz fat joke

A river in Tübingen! My host mom told me the name but honestly. No idea.

Chocolate cell phones and shoes and fishies and such.

Skeleton heads... GUESS WHAT!? It's made of fucking chocolate!

KEYS! I bought one for my best friend because we have matching tattoos on our side of a key similar to those. #twerkforxander But it broke on the way home so thats a bummer.

More of the things that are chocolate.

Don't know why this is relevant but it's mother fucking chocolate.

LOOK AT ALL THEM FATASSES!!

I'm totally kidding I'm one of them hehe.

They are making some sort of conCOCKtion out of chocolate although I am not sure what..... Did you catch that pun?! HUH!? LAUGH BITCH

OMG

OMGOMGOMG That is bananas and strawberries under there so technically this is healthy right?!

LASTLY HUGE SHOUT OUT TO MY BEST FRIEND CONNOR FOR MAKING IT TO HIS 21ST BIRTHDAY!!!!! 

TCHÜSS CON PADRES!